doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
Dating a girl 4 years younger than you is like living in a Taylor Swift song...
There are sesame seeds in my vagina. This cannot be explained with logic.
Europeans suck. I just gave him head and somehow i am the one paying for the coffee
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
I only want to make out with him. Unless I get hungry. In that case I will take him home and screw him as a distraction from eating.
woke up wearing a canadian flag with the starting forward of the hockey team. i feel oddly patriotic
I'm sorry for biting your husband's ass last night.
He just grabbed my boob and justified it by saying "I just wanna feel your heart beat"
IM DRINK YORE HIFH WE ARE POSTERCHOLD OF AMERICA
She was pouring Goldschlager in my mouth during the shower sex. How can you NOT like her?
My condoms might be a little big for you but hey, a big sweater is better than no sweater at all when it's cold right?
Life update - currently drunk off my ass in the yoga room of SFO at 5:30 in the morning.
I think I fell in love last night
That guy had a face tattoo and was named Cheddar. Please tell me you’re kidding.
eveytime i go to his house my cute clothes always get taken off what's the point of even wearing them there?
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