what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
i woke up, turned over, and noticed an assortment of knives stuck in my wall. i should prob stop drinking
i got totally wasted at 2pm and cleaned the house bc i was bored. my mom now supports my alcohol problem
I couldn't find my shirt this morning so I stole one from his eight year old sister. Slutted up my outfit quite a bit.
I miss yesterday.Today's hangover makes yesterday's look like a little girl with blonde ringlets playing hopscotch in the street with a ginger kitten.
Right now I'm in a club where they are passing out glow in the dark dildos by the dozen. I don't think my life will ever get weirder than it is at this moment.
You get home okay?
I'm pantless and in bed
That doesn't mean you're at home.
He also has scotch. LOTS AND LOTS of scotch. I think you'd like him!
That is always a wonderful personality trait!
Haha sweet. I'm being the Mad Hatter. I'll be drinking out of a tea cup all night. Or at least until I inevitably lose it, break it, or use it as a weapon.
We had sex last night...... This "Friends" thing is going well.
Pillow talk?
can't do it. no eye contact either.
Where have you been all my life
Yes we can sext. I'm taking my socks off.
im tired of guys just wanting to hook up with me. im like, guys, i know im pretty and i have a slammin bod and i love making out, but cant someone treat me with respect??
Jenna is yelling bc of the condom wrappers and cum stains. This is the 3rd and last time you have sex in my roommates bed.
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