I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
i just called corporate taco bell to ask about the life span of a chicken burrito.
you looked up at me mid puke with tears in your eyes and asked to make sure no one took your turn at Wii
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We were making condiment sandwiches, then her husband kept trying to get me to sleep with her. I hate being the only lesbian at the party.
What do you wear to apply at a strip club?
I think I want to impress his gay best friend more than him..
Dude best one night stand i woke she was cleaning our fridge while waiting for the cab to show
Guess what I'm doing tonight? Tacos and strip chess.
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Immediately after sex he layed on the floor and acted like my yellow bra was pac man
We can't do acid Disneyworld.
He signed my ass with a Waffle House pen.
Apparently I have decided there are no repercussions for my actions
Sorry again for almost setting you on fire.
you ripped my door off of the hinges, kicked it in half and then proceeded to throw it down the stairs because i wouldn't make you a cheese burger
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