she would only give me a road handjob because she didnt want to unbuckle
safety first
oh great, iTunes now thinks im gay.
That sucks. I just talked to a telemarketer for 15 minutes about CSI: Miami and weed.
No, I didn't like him that much. But I took one for the team. And by the team I mean me and my vagina.
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I feel the need to point out that one of the items on my to-do list for the day is "don't throw up" I have no concept of normal
one night of dollar margs at dinner and dollar beers at the bar later, i am throwing up in his shower and gurgling soap and water to kill the taste of sin in my mouth. dollar days need to stop endng like this.
apparently we spent 30 minutes inside that big Nike store turning all of their Duke gear inside out. for some reason the employees didn't stop us.
Well, my breasts are swollen and I cried about the Iditarod. But I say PMS until proven pregnant.
He's still short.... And probably a douchebag. But if we ever run into him downtown I fully encourage you to take him home and have "I hate you douchebag" sex and lick every inch of that disgustingly toned chest.
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I'm proud of you for choosing to be an organ donor on your fake!!
Get over here asap there are three naked girls two bottles of whiskey and only one of me
She's the prison bitch to my Martha Stewart.
He's hot, clean, can actually cook, and best of all isn't a narcissistic prick. I found a unicorn.
Ride that fucker.
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
Its one of those days... someone might die
Would a picture of my dick help?
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