porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
my professor just said "the power of the situation"
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I had to call maintenance to come unclog the toilet.
Something to remember me by.
Its that time of year where we just drink more instead of dressing warmer
If for any reason you were wondering if i was going to vomit at the airport today, the answer is yes.
And when we woke up we made beer pancakes. Great start to a family picture day.
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
This year i'm grateful for nothing other than the discovery that the uncircumcized rumors about him were wrong
She didn't need to know her brother was thrown out of a bar for getting head on the dance floor. You're a shit head.
Sorry I drunkenly insulted your air mattress last night. You still could have fucked me on it though.
Just want to let you know thanks for setting the bar pretty low when it comes to girls.
It was all fun and games until he noticed the hickey that he hadn't given me...
Pissing into the Grand Canyon is the single most liberating thing I've ever done in my entire life
Let's drink lean at the 5 seconds of summer concert. Give the teens a glimpse into their future as dysfunctional adults holding desperately onto their youth. You in?
If we were teenagers we would intentionally be trying to burn down this historic landmark
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