was it mean of me to chase him screaming "DO YOU EVER WANT TO BE ABLE TO HAVE CHILDREN?!"?
I've eaten ice cream, mentos, an extreme gulp and swedish fish today. i feel like diabetes. the actual disease not a person with it.
is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?” This is time sensitive.
Well at one point you put icyhot on your feet because you lost your shoes and it was snowing outside.
you yelled "you will never make love to jesus" and then ran into the tv.
He must be back home now. He moved his box of beer from her porch to ours.
If you can't find your cat in the morning it's cause i put him in the laundry basket and then put the laundry basket in the shower.
But first time having sex and he went down on me twice?! I'm gonna marry this guy
I'll make sure to include that in my bridesmaid toast
If you haven't seen a huge black man in tiny red snowflake shorts that barely cover his dick, then you don't know what I'm going through.
I threw up in my closet when I was hammered last night. Like a fucking toddler. I can't play with the grow ups.
Looks like I've become the Walter White of my PhD cohort.
Yeah started playing at the wedding last night, when the line. "Ludacris fills cups like DD" he starts pointing at my tits right in front of his grandparents.
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
Lol he touched my butt after his grad party and a shooting star went by. No kidding. My ass is mystical.
We get up to three toppings. Dignity is not one of them.
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