You smell like stripper and shame
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
I got it! After our exam we take shots for every question we skipped!!!
I don't wanna die...
I just ate a whole pineapple for lunch. You should be begging to give me a bj tonight.
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i just wasnt prepared to have the baby of one of two french firemen. threesomes are too confusing.
Can we be in one of those super weird relationships where you carry me around everywhere?
Then, she put flavored warming oil on my dick and was amazed when something she bought FROM SPENCER'S almost burned my dick off.
Are we on the same shift tomorrow and more importantly do you want your pants back?
I just said "I love my cat" as a hobby.
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PEOPLE ARE STILL EATING FAJITAS IN DROVES. BY THE CASELOAD. THERES A FORKLIFT OF SIZZLING MEATS.
After my shift today I'm going on a bender. Not saying this so you'll stop me, just a heads up to invest in Tylenol, Gatorade, and Jack
So the remote for the camera in the photo booth must have gotten dropped on the floor. while you were in there. having a threesome. on the floor of the room where my parents stay when they visit me. so thanks.
YOU SLEPT WITH A GUY WHO HAS A BILLBOARD IN HIS HONOR?
It's very finicky. Like baking. or BDSM.
This woman at the blackjack table is sitting on a pile of newspaper so she can pee at her seat and never miss a hand.
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