Anyway, my grandfather thinks you're attractive
It really ruins the moment when you have to ask to resend the nude pics.
I actually enjoy jerking off to her facebook more than I enjoy actually fucking her. Just something with our generation
He got violent drunk so we have to untie him in the morning. He's in your basement and you're out of electrical tape. Don't forget because I will.
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Well that's another check off the sexual bucketlist of things I never wanted to experience.
I take your giggles as a yes to operation McLaxitives?
Time for jim to play the "dont seriously consider pooping in the trash" game
Nothing bad can happen when you have a kiwi flavored condom. Absolutely nothing.
So are you actually going to come fuck me in the ass this weekend, or was that just you being drunk in a kilt?
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I just got a free round of shots. Don't you DARE fuckin tell me that A-cup boobs can't get you good things.
Yeah so then I used the selfie stick his mom gave me to take nudes
I have no reason to put on pants anymore. This is my new reality.
whoever decided snowing in 90 percent of campus on a night when the streets are flowing with tequila and skittles was clearly not an R.A.
Just looked at the TV in the bar for the weather report. Didn't want to walk home drunk during a tornado warning
you going clubbing tonight?
well its tuesday isnt it
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