I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
dude do u know what u did last night?
do i wanna know???
you totally walked in on some couple fuckin in their unlocked dorm room asking for directions to ur room...
Dude you didn't move for like 2 hours then suddenly sang the chorus to ghetto superstar and passed back out
2nd night home for break and we had to call the fire department to keep the house from burning down. At this rate I'll be lucky to see you next semester.
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You SHOULD feel empty, we were at the top of our game, and by that i mean snorting things we don't understand and only a few steps away from adultery.
composition of my stomach right now: 60% C8H10N4O2 * H2O (coffee), 20% CaCO3 (pepto bismol/tums), 10% HCl (stomach acid), 5% fried rice, 5% residual adderall. i can do that by percent mass too. fuck you finals.
You were crying and asking his mom "why doesn't he like road head?"
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
All you have to do is speak. Your voice reverberates strait to my vagina.
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Yea I've gotten enough hickeys in my life to know what I'd look like with a neck tattoo. I think I'm getting a neck tattoo.
I took Xanax and it did nothing to me. First sign I'm crazy and actually need it.
do you think our homemade porn will pass for my cinematography final?
man my uterus needs to drop the egg or GTFO, BUUUSHIT
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
doc says my ankle might be broken, they're going to do xrays. He asked me what happened and I told him if he could find out that would be great.
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