I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
how do i tell him I'm always in the mood without sounding like a slut?
The kid taped his penis down so that he wouldn't get a boner while dancing with girls. Oh these middle school man whores never cease to amaze me.
I wore my underwear in the shower just in case i passed out and you had to come in and get me
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We had break up sex twice. He said one was cause he had to say goodbye to both tits.
It's like salsa. But with balls in it. I like to call it balsa
I have a question: does pizza dipped in chili sound good or am I just really high?
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
I think my vagina has grown over, not unlike earring holes when not used in a long amount of time.
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Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
I told the DJ last night to play Third Eye Blind before 1:45 and just pointed at him as I walked away. He didn't do it and at 1:45 I just walked out pointing at him, without my friends
Dude it's huge. I don't usually like looking at those things, but you're kind of forced to stare that horse in the face.
I just do things that aren't classy the classy way.
I got home and found him passed out in my tank top so i think i'll put lipstick on him and mass text a picture to everyone in his phone. that's what he gets for eating all my wheat thins
Holy shit dude........stairs
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