Just saw my gyno in public. Weird to see her hands outside of my vagina.
Sarah Palin just quit. Happy Independence day!
God Bless America!
She has an incinerator in her basement. Have you ever incinerated used condoms?
Lmao what?
It's a yes or no question.
you just started pointing at the light and whispering "star wars"
That haircut screams I'm 35 but I still eat pussy.
My Pizza Lunchables won't fit in the fridge because of all your alcohol. One of our addictions has to give.
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
How was your 8:30 class today?
Non existent. I just threw up in my water bottle on the bus.
Just walked into a random hotel for the free breakfast. How was your night?
Whenever I walk away from the group without saying anything, NEVER assume I'm just going to the bathroom.
I felt so bad but my urge to be with you & drunkenly eat your face was apparently much stronger.
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
You rubbed a frozen pizza in my face. The concerning part was that it was semi cooked from our body heat
Also topless tea is a thing that happens in our apartment. Ready yourself.
Come as you are, bitch. Glitter and vodka provided.
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