Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
i definitely just woke up with half of a cigarette tucked underneath my balls. Last night must have been interesting
Seriously. There are at least 10 other people drinking at the bar with me at 10:40. Im justifying it with the fact that I've been up since 5am.
this is why ugly people need low self esteem. it stops them from doing shit like this.
Finishing last nights 1.5L of wine and beef jerky for breakfast. Work looms, ever the prickly bitch.
Guess who just got caught by mall security having sex in a car in the parking lot... at noon. This chick.
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
I was afraid someone would drug test my pants so you set them on fire.
I'm having post-experience "why didn't I fuck her in a public bathroom" regrets
I'm playing a lilo and stitch drinking game
Aloha alcoholism.
"She's seriously grinding on him while whispering into his ear, 'take me to McDonald's.'"
I can't open my mouth wide enough to make full use of this snapchate update
I'd say I was is in rare form last night but it's becoming pretty common.
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