He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
i guess that's what happens when you find your girlfriend at the zoo
Oscar is the man. He keeps getting pictures of hot nude women with messages in spanish saying "i hope you like it" sent to his phone
whose oscar?
the baller who i guess decided to give out a fake number at the bar last weekend. luckily that fake number was mine. i have enough porn to last me until next month.
Who was that couple sleeping in your bed with us last night?
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If I go there, please come with. It will accelerate the lesbian rumor but be totally worth it.
his teacher called to say he gave a girl on the playground a rock to touch his penis. proudest moment of my fatherhood
no dont worry i changed into my costume in the hospital bathroom
Dude, I lost my shirt, and my doorknob is gone. I'm not sure which I should find first
its not everyday you see batman on the ground with someone riverdancing on his face bourbon street never disappoints
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Seriously I'm not after your cock. It's a nice bonus, like finding $20 in the dryer, but not the reason I hang out with you.
The lowest point of my life has been reached. I just drank half a jar of pasta sauce.
They're the one who can profit the most when given the opportunity for blackmail.
At least that's how I've always seen it whenever I've been the Designated Driver.
That simultaneously explains everything and makes me very very terrified of you.
Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.
Just filed for child support I hope he gets the paperwork on Father's Day
Can I borrow your pants?
WTH?
Just come to the men’s room and help me. The blonde bartender figured out I’m married. Rachel will definitely notice if come home pantsless
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