This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
and she said "My body is an orphanage, I take everybody in"...
decided to have an easter egg hunt this year. the golden egg has weed in it and all the others have shots of vodka. who said we were too old for easter?!?
Dude you have to stop using "I eat good pussy" as a pick up line
Not cool at all. Last night I organized my condoms by expiration date. I need to get laid.
If by any chance I go to the hospital make sure you stuff a pint in my pockets so I can keep up.
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
i was beyond wasted so he tucked me into bed and wrapped the blankets around me like a burrito. then gave me a bloody mary and an omlet when i woke up. and who says living with your cousin is a bad thing?!
we got kicked out of McDonald's because you kept screaming THAT SHIT CRAY at the woman in front of us because she ordered a fish filet.
...that shit cray.
A horseman, i repeat, a man on a horse downtown just told me i was gorgeous and my friends were not. Not drunk enough.
Either I'm paranoid or I swear my parents rigged my house so you can never sneak in or have the munchies without being loud.
Me and a 30 year old man are sitting in my bathtub in swimsuits drinking straight rum from the bottle. Don't tell me how fucked up your Christmas is.
I'm sorry but the visual image of you suffocating on vagina is basically hysterical
BTW, Julia referred to you as a power bottom. Are you available?
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