one two three fourrrrnication!
all he gave me for my birthday was sperm
at least its a homemade gift
A slipped finger up the butt isn't the end of the world
He started making shapes and faces with his cock and balls.... apparently if you wrap the shaft with your balls and turn it 90 degrees to the left it looks like a hamburger
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
I remember desperately screaming that I love my life and running in zig zags all the way home
So his mom walked in the kitchen while I was sucking him off and just casually suggested that "I'd need a glass of water after that"
Promise me you won't have sex in my room
I can't promise you that, but I promise you that I'll try
Might want to in your tub tho. That thing is fucking huge.
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
You need to stop telling people you gained weight over the holidays. You've been fat since July.
I hate how she's getting mean with age
Meh, you can't hate. That's our basic life goal and you know it.
I saw an episode of cops that had one of my ex husbands on it.
i found you laying on the floor staring at the ceiling and you kept muttering "why" in various inflections.
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
Damn that sucks I haven't needed pants the whole time i've been here
Randomize
