she kicked me out for pissing in the recycling bin. I mean, is it really THAT big of a deal?
He just went up to bed, still drunk from last night, carrying a pear, a pipe, and an unopened bottle of wine. I think he'll be fine.
It's 4th of July all over again, we were chasing with the pool water.
EVERYONE CAN HEAR YOU FUCKING YOU ARE IN A TENT
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
You were a path of destruction, you started with eating half the cake, proceeded by throwing the rest in the sink and dumping water all over it while laughing... then throwing the drunk helmet across the room yelling that you didnt want to wear it... i'd say it was a successful birthday.
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
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After i finished him. He goes "youre a champion"... Then whispers "forever"
I think pretend fucking a camel is a good thing to do downtown. They loved me.
The paramedics were not my fault this time.
Learn from me. Do not smoke cigs and fold laundry in your room. The cigarette will fall into the dresser without you noticing and your shirts will be on fire. Wanna go shopping tomorrow? I need some new shirts.
Does me being hung over take away from how professional I can be today?
i just love the holidays, i hotboxed a gingerbread house last night
He in a way got kinda cockblocked by Jesus
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