dude i woke up laying next to some guy. i dont have my bra or his name. he has a nice tv though.
Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
you ever fart during an orgasm? feels like u just lost 10 pounds
I drunkenly asked a stripper to join our volleyball team.
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They drank shots out of my cleavage. Surprisingly, the one who did the best was a gay guy.
I've said it before and I'll say it again: your tits are a danger to gay men everywhere.
Weekend plan is a big bag of dope, delivery food, Bollywood marathon and masterbating my dick raw.
She's crying about either her ex boyfriend, her one night stand, or her own puke. None of those is worth the tears.
Where the fuck do you get consience sedatives from?
So how exactly do I backtrack from motorboating and ass grabbing?
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Apparently hitting a bong with your mouth half numb is hilarious but frustrating!
I wound up gambling on giant connect four with the bartender. I think he saw my boobs.
He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
I have a horrible feeling I left my dildo in the kitchen today after washing it. This is my life.
Who brings a stripper to breakfast at the dining hall? What was the plan? Impress her with his meal plan?
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