So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
My mom just said we needed to put weed into our earthquake kit.
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i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
wtf are you talking about? You vomit-splattered the cop from the balcony. The cop YOU called because you drunk-dialed 911 because a 5 year old ate the last donut.
it was a krispy kreme
TAing a class of 300 froshies and being so hungover I forgot a bra is my way of making dreams come true.
Dude just walked down the street literally wearing nothing but a small box around his waist carrying a case of beer. I want to live here for the rest of my life.
on a scale of 1 to 'no sex' how busy are you this week?
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That big chick who gave you the handly polished off one of the walls to the ginger bread house right before she came outside. FYI
I totally just somersaulted to the bathroom to avoid moving out of my fetal position
I don't know if I should be concerned or impressed.
If our sexual relationship was relative to the Harry Potter series, I would have claimed the Wizard's Cup at least ten times.
I love the fact that my Mom has been present at 90% of my drug deals.
Just whisper "I fucked your boyfriend" in her ear and be done with it.
Please tell me im imagining that i claimed that i was king of the ducks.
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