sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
just learned how to wash a penis. thank you nursing school for getting me the most action i've had in months.
he thought he was parachuting out of a plane... talk about a bad trip.
So am I a slut for not remembering his name after sex last night or not recognizing him in the cafe today after he told me who he was?
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There are too many people on this bus for it to be even REMOTELY okay that I'm wearing a puke covered sweater
yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
if creating a fake 8 year old brother, who lives with me and has had mono for the past month, to explain why I have ignored my group project members is wrong, then I... well then I'm probably going to hell
We've only been here for 15 hours and our names are already on 2 separate police reports. We've also been given our "final warning" by the cops and hotel management.
Will give head in exchange for a Netflix password. Serious inquiries only please.
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I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
He used the term 'cock-staggering' in an email. So needless to say things are going pretty well.
There's a guy running dressed as a bunny toward your house.
I HAD TO TAKE A SHOT OF JAGER AND SOME REDBULL JUST TO SEE IF IT’LL MAKE MY MOUTH FEEL BETTER
He gives me the same feeling I get when someone puts a margarita or German chocolate cake in front of me
Don't come in. My door to my bathroom won't close because of the table and I'm pooping
Classy
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