I'm not crazy, I only keep calling you cause you won't pick up.
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
He came in looking for condoms, iced coffee, and a gas tank. I need to be where he's going.
It doesn't matter if I tell the story beginning to end or end to beginning, the story still starts with a random girl blowing me in the bathroom.
he turned two sober chicks into 7 drunken girls...he's my hero
One minute we were getting noise complainted by the security guards the next I was shotgunning a beer with them
Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
Dave when you find that upper decker at your house its from me but its for Jill not you
Once again I am on the toilet and refuse to get up
What a great time to reflect on life
I'll call it a tollerance break and either will be celebrating my new job with a bowl or will be smoking my sadness away from not getting the job. Either way.
We had an in depth conversion about the best way to take a dick pic. Both with and without mirrors.
He just ranted to some customer about fourth of July being ruined and I just shouted USA the whole time in the background. It was kinda epic
So I just went to clothing optional bar
Right?? Give me some apple scented candles and I'm a fall wet dream
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