My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
My feet smell like cheese. Makes me hungry.
I've slept with so many tools that you'd think my pussy was Home Depot.
drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
apparently "my dealer got arrested" is not an acceptable answer when mom asks "What happened? You look sad today"
I HATE DRINKING WITH JUST GIRLS, ITS 1030 THEYRE ALL HAMMERED AND TALKING ABOUT HOW AWESOME THEIR SHOES ARE!!!!!!!
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
while she was riding me, she looked at me and said "this is why mom told me learning how to ride a horse would be important for my future"
Just because you can put your penis in it does not make it "good stuff".
I wasn't trying to be rude when I hurriedly walked past you, but I can not put in to words exactly how bad I had to shit.
I told my doctor about us having twin chlamydia
you didn't want to pay for the shots so you negotiated with the bartenders. Apparently 1 shot is worth 5 seconds of motor-boating you.
At IHOP. It feels weird and sad that your cleavage isn't here for me to try to toss paper wads into.
I want a musical about memes.
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