so my mom just told me that she wouldnt pick me up and take us to taco bell at 3AM...
Just spent five minutes taking pictures of my hands for some random guy.
Thanks for reminding me why I talk about you behind your back. Get laid.
Are you seriously picking mariokart over a blowjob? nott to sound like a bitch but seriously?
Drunk, high, and in a taco costume. Wish you were here.
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He was about to puke, and so I handed him an empty beer can. In retrospect, not very helpful.
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
If I squint, he looks like Jude Law. But that's kind of a weird face to make during sex.
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Slept in my car last night. It snowed. I peed on the street. Hello 29...
Like it was the Mama Mia of shit shows. That bad.
How many tongue depressors should I need to steal from urgent care to make samurai armor?
Please tell me I did not drink enough whiskey to think that having sex with my boyfriend while his best friend was on the floor next to us was a good idea.
Sitting on my couch watching TV in my underwear drinking a bottle of wine.... and you want to interrupt me to come pick you up. No I will not do it.
Add tweezing eyebrows to the list of things not to do while on adderol....
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