I know its time to do laundry... i cant even find a dirty sock to wear because they all have jizz in them
it was the least impressive dick i've ever seen... and i've changed babies' diapers.
doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
stop changing my ringtone to people fucking, it looks bad at work
His whole family saw that I had cum in my hair once they turned on the blacklight at the bowling alley. You should have seen his mother's face.
He licked the chalk off his shirt, then spat the Mountain Dew from his mouth onto the shirt and sucked on it. And thats him sober.
i think i traded my wallet for a tim hortons gift card.
You could make a naked club. One member, you. One president, you.
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
We just fucked like crazy and now I'm dipping chips in macaroni & cheese. I feel completely accomplished. This may be the best day ever.
We could have mediocre awkward sex or mediocre stunted/awkward/uncomfortable banter. The possilities are relatively finite
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
There's a possibility I may have hooked up with that British guy...
Possibility? You left the door open! Everyone saw!
You took his virginity and then he got lost on his way back to his hotel room... We found him at 3am sitting on the sidewalk crying. Kudos.
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