At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
i'm sending her a home depot gift card for the hole i put in her wall. call it good?
Acid flashbacks - fact or fiction? Have been seeing a surprising amount of sparkly shit this afternoon...
We left the window open. My vibrators funeral is at 2ish.....bring a side dish or some shit.
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sorry bout that man. went out to pay the pizza boy, ended up hooking up with some random drunk girl that thought i was someone else
Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
You don't know how badly I want to just hold you as a soup spoon holds a bisque
And then I told him since the day he walked away to get over what I went through he lost the boyfriend right to ask why my bed is broken.
I take full pride in being the one that broke ur bed. Want to go for the sofa?
The amount of knuckle children I've had to the Farrah Abraham sex tape is disturbing and impressive
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I told you you to bring something to share....you brought tequila and a condom
Once again, your first date sounds like something of an epic. Odysseus' Quest for Fourth Base.
The guy I blew who bought us all the shots last night? I really think he's the TV guy I'm watching give the local weather. Like right now.
Yeah but the jokes on her right? We just got a new couch and hers still has a cum stain on it from like six months ago
Just finished 151. Eating nutella off a spoon. Bring condoms.
Fursuit judi Dench just stared directly at me for 3 solid minutes telling me that cats arent dogs and i believe her because if i dont cat jason derulo might try to have sex with me
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