Seriously, stop being so datable w your movie/song prefs
You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
Fuck it dude, we gotta bounce before she starts talking about her steve irwin conspiracy
Someone jacked my earrings off me or I threw em in the toilet again
I hate when that happens
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
I only got lap dances from the ugliest strippers, i couldnt stop myself from laughing the entire time.
But I swear to god if I'm awkwardly there while you try to have sex with someone again I'm getting high with your dad
She had pubes that could make an episode of Duck Dynasty. Fear the Vag Beard
He seems like a lot more than a waste of tequila
Dude, I woke up with wet dollar bills in my boxers where did you take me???
i believe in u and ur pee
I'll explain later but I just had to legally commit to abstinence for the next 4 months
Dude, I'm sorry if you saw me getting head in my truck last night. My bad.
We were supposed to have sex but we had smoked so much neither of us wanted to move.
Also you think METH is on the same level of wanting to see the movie cats? We’re gonna unpack that later
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