Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
guess you're going to miss out on a groin massage and a frosty vagina
You know, be my cock's hype man.
So yeah she lost her virginity in a wheel chair with a broken pelvis. I'm still trying to figure out how I should feel about that.
We finally have the house to ourselves and your out playing Lance Fucking Armstrong
I tried to find the bar, ended up at a car dealership. Then the alarms went off.
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
Possibly having a threesome with my ex boyfriend and his current girlfriend was great closure on that subject
It started with a wedding, followed by a drag show, and ended with Trevor getting punched in the face by the bouncer. How was your weekend?
I based a lot of our friendship on the fact that I thought you were crying from feeling so sad for me when I got crabs. I'm not sure if we can ever be as close now.
You have 4 bottles of kahlua in ur drawers but no sox
I'm right down the road from AJ's old house and I'm getting mixed feelings. My vagina is remembering good dick. But the rest of me is remembering horrible times.
Currently watching Zombie Sharks while high. This is why I love Shark Week.
Dude at one point I lost you only to find you sitting in the bushes eating pizza.
I went to an 8am hookup in another guys sweatpants. Who is the really player here?
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