So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
There is somethin about your sexuality that makes my dick do jumping jacks when I see you
all he gave me for my birthday was sperm
at least its a homemade gift
What happened at the top of the stairs is never to be spoken of again.
Obama is so hot when he ends wars.
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
I feel like you just railed me after that sext
A milkman. But instead of milk I'm delivering marijuana. And instead of a milk truck it's an armored car.
You're a weed delivery man, in an armored car?
Vodka and Jamison is not a mixed drink
I woke up this morning with a tampon in my nose and food EVERYWHERE...
Lack of response to this text gains you a half hour of freedom before I initiate operations to conclude you are not, in fact, comatose. You requested no mercy.
Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
I am listening to my ipod while i puke, this is most entertaining hangover i have ever had.
Thanks for the hospitality last night.
You mean sex?
Yes....hospitality.
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