Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
My 3rd grade teacher, who was also my fav, thought i was in prison. That seriously upsets me.
The walk of shame has never felt more glorious... I think it's the somberero
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
You love me.
That's because, tragically, I adore whores.
I wish I could tell you that the worst thing that happened last night was how he got thrown out of a stripclub for vomitting on the girl giving him a private lapdance. I wish I could tell you that and not be lying.
Just found the video that explains the neighborhood applause. Your landlord is awesome, and the clothes are on the roof
great! i almost saw a gas station fight, and i believe i became the first person to successfully pee and puke in a bathtub simultaneously
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
Lying on this bed is like lying on love and marshmallows and joy
Ummmm you know you're drinking vodka out of a Skittles bag, right?
I made her orgasm until she cried. Four years of only having sex with dudes and I've still got it.
What's the right thing to say when he sends me a picture of his penis ?
Is it wrong that I get drunk and let him eat me out then fall asleep? He offers me so much and yet I do nothing. I feel like a republican.
he's spending the night tonight. if i can walk straight tomorrow i'll be pissed.
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