I just chased the everclear with Listerine...I think I found my new chaser!
i know. thats why i need an open bar. i'll get hammered and make a toast about how his dick is like the titanic. large, but full of failure.
I want a picture of impoverished children wearing Oregon national champions shirts.
Yes, I feel sorry for the tribe that gets those. They won't be able to hide from the lions.
Seriously, in what other class can the final major discussion be what bar you're going to with your prof?
She actually pushed her roomie out of the way and said 'You already fucked him it's my turn!'
You just kept shouting "I AM AN ADULT!" until he agreed to carry you home on his shoulders.
She said I looked exactly like my dad. Then she made out with me. Should I be questionable?
I just discovered I can sober up while teaching class
He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style.
You climbed on top of the bar, shotgunned a 25oz fosters and screamed, Steve Irwin was a God amongst men.
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
I woke up on some strangers couch covered in salad mix and oatmeal cream pies. The struggle is absolutely real.
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
I couldnt sleep the entire night because her cats kept reaching under the door like they were trying to eat me for taking their place on her bed.
I always knew youd fuck a cat lady
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