Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
And i generally try not to roofie people when I'm in a committed relationship.
we've had sex 4 times and he still refers to me as 'the chick in my chem class'
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
She ate the cookie then went to the emergency room. Now her fam is pressing charges. Don't people understand you DON'T steal baked goods from potheads??
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
I just don't do feelings in the summer months.
Sex-sore abs and my workout pants have gravel stains on the knees. It's like the workout of shame.
Most desperate stoner moment; dropped our hard earned resin ball in the sand, rinsed it off and then did knife hits in the kitchen cuz we broke our only pipe
Would you think less of me if I said I was eating a toaster strudel in the bath.
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
He fucked me while wearing a unicorn horn. I think I have found the one...
I just threw up into a baby carriage. There was a baby in it.
It's so weird fucking this kids aunt then going to the gym with him everyday, but my sick minded self loves it.
It was an entirely appropriate time and place for sexual thoughts.
That doesn't make it ok to play by play me your honeymoon!
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