have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
making your facebook status TEQUILA is like basically saying "im easy tonight. feel free to take advantage"
Do you want the really bad news or the bad news? Or do you want it in chronological order?
You went around chanting "dinosaur period" and drinking tomato soup from the can.
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What are you talking about?! I shot gunned a monster while simaltaneously blowing gym boy Todd. If I'm not the poster child for being well rounded and versatile I have no idea what NYU is looking for
I barely remember the girls that I got pregnant, you think I'm gunna remember the ones that played handball
My ex was there, the 2 girls I'm seeing showed up and I had a pocket full of VIP passes 2 the strip club. Had all the makings of an epic night but I fell asleep at the bar.
I had to physically pry the rocks out of your hands so you wouldn't throw them at the guy with the cowboy hat. You probably would've missed anyways.
I brought a guy home then decided no. Took him back to the bar and said "I'm going to drop you where I found you. Have fun"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
I puked on his mom. Not my proudest moment
And he's in a frat. Everyone in a frat is gay. It's science.
tbh i just wanted to fuck a guy with forearm tattoos but then he was so FORWARD about it
I got arrested in a leprechaun onesie
I’m really regretting these suede pants.
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