You know you want to come over later
1:27a: Um no
1:45a: Maybe
2:05a: Probably
2:38a: I'm outside, let me in
omg this kid i'm babysitting is making a penis out of playdough ahhhh.
He just rolled me a 'baby penis' as opposed to his 'big boy' penis that he crafted...he just demanded that I roll him a penis.
We walked because you started screaming when you finally realized he wasn't Ben Bailey and it wasn't the Cash Cab.
No one showed up yet so I smoked 4:20 on chatroulette with a naked chick..
I have this strange craving to see a really fat person go down a slipnslide
nothing like morning wood sex at 4pm. funemployment ftw
Yeah, I probably scared him away when I drunkenly told him we'd have beautiful children
Drank a fosters this weekend and last weekend. Listening to down under 5 times a day. Spent 100 dollars on a sleeveless men at work shirt circa 1983. We don't leave for another 5 weeks. I call it pregaming.
Are we doing anything tonight after class for Valentine's Day or just being lazy and having sex?
If you expect me to say anything other than 'lazy and sex' you're crazzzzy!
Is it sad that I have better conversations with his roommate before or after sex than I do with him in general?
Woke up to a sex noise notice under my door...he gets a A+ for proformance and ill be seeing him again.
I feel like I missed the land of milk and honey and instead wound up in the land of beer and pizza. And yet, I think I'm happier here.
This is the fourth day in a row I woke up with cheetos spread around me in a ritual pattern..this weed is unreal
woke up and you werent here...its ok if we're never going to speak again but my furry hand cuffs are missing and i would like them back. thanks.
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
Randomize
