God help me. Come pick me up. The guy told me this is not a hotel and i had to leave.
So bad night, ended up beating off to porn and eating Keebler elf cookies.... at the same time :-(
What can I say...he's packing some serious heat down there. You wouldn't expect that looking at him, huh?
I guess God knew he was going to be bald...
stayed up until 6am doing my presentation on buddhist art and the practice of chanting. took shots. did drugs. the powerpoint now includes a sesame street style game (with chicken/puppy clip art), an xzibit music video (and quotes about section eight and eating steaks), and a reference to a german metal band (universe). this is going to be the best presentation ever
all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
so the party was at my house but some how i ended up being the only one who slept outside
You tried telling the RA that girl you brought home was your mom...
woke up holding a soft boiled egg cup and empty bottle of rum. apparently i couldn't find a shot glass
Dude, you like sabotaged my shower time by walking in and eating a snack pack on the toilet. That's messed up on levels that haven't even been created.
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
But idk if I cried about life then banged him or banged him and then cried. Chicken or the egg?
The parents I babysit for are at this orgy. I need to leave.
I don't care what you say about him, his cock is the stuff dreams are made of.
I feel like I may be the only person who can say they crutched their walk of shame. past the secret service.
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
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