Rosebud was a fucking sled. Gay.
oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
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So I have the hangover from hell, spent all night puking, and there's a septic tank truck parked outside the house literally pumping shit. You win God.
Watched a women out our tannin salon literally fight police because she was getting arrested for trying to drunkenly fight the tanning salon owner...we need to step up our day drinking this is shameful.
He threw up. He never throws up. It was like finding out superman cant fly anymore. I was so sad for him.
i just remembered that i did the "single ladies" dance ON THE BAR...fuck you slippery nipples i curse the day i discovered you
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
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I just want to eat and sleep til I'm dead. I should've been born a cat.
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
Nothing says I'm committed to you for all eternity like letting him wear crocs to the wedding
I'm sobbing to NWA
dude it's 9am and i'm still drunk it's too early for sexting
You're not who I thought you were. You've changed.
Listen, she cheated on him first. I've known both of them since we were 12. They have no secrets from me. And yes, as a matter of fact, I absolutely did enjoy screaming out his name into his, soon to be, ex wife's pillow.
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