how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
I FOUND THE PROF I'M GOING TO FUCKKKK.
His friends call him "Gasm".... Im going for it.
The most interesting things happen to you when your pants come down. I truly envy you.
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
I just watched a girl in the library pull a vodka bottle out of her bag. I think I'm going to give her my number.
She deep throated me and when I woke up she made me pizza. I was full of emotions I started to cry.
Hey couldn't find water bottle to put margs in whole bottle in purse gonna stop and get cups and ice from starbucks and burrito from una mas want a quesadilla
4pm update. Theres smashed cake inside my duffel bag, a vodka bottle in the dish drainer, and the most productive thing ive done is make 40 pigs in a blanket
I woke up in bed alone w 2 bite marks on my boob... Salt and pepper shakers In my purse along w a bottle of steak sauce.... The drunkasauraus has struck again
I blew him while he was standing up and he drooled on my head
dude...i punched my best friend in the face, broke up with my girlfriend, and shit my pants.......now i don't know which one to take care of first.
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
Went as "Party on, Wayne." And left as, "Partied out Wayne in a foot boot with new medical bills." Fuck Halloween...and vodka.
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