I feel like death. Did you die last night?
Nope. Ready for round 2. Fiesta!
unreal. Greatest comeback since Jesus
Dude michael jackson died, guess he's not 'stayin aliveee' any longer.
Uh dude that wasn't a michael jackson song it was the BGs
Is it possible to dent your eyeball? And how do you "accidentally" go cosmic bowling?
officially christened the dorm room by sucking my spilled drink off the floor. tastes like homee
I'm never waking up next to someone after sex again. It's alllll downhill from there.
oh you know, the usual stuff. getting kicked out of bars and sleeping in cars.
There are panties and mini bottles of Fireball in my purse. Except for the broken toe incident, I'd say last night was probably a success.
She's calming us down by shoving oreos in our mouths
NO SHITSVILLE I just saw a homeless dude punch a pigeon that flew by him
Officially crunch time. It's my last year of grad school and I've yet to get blown in a school library. The parking garage was less than a block away though.
Well, you were never considered a shining example of sobriety anyway
YOU TOOK A FUCKING SNAP OF ME TRYING TO PEE! I'M GOING TO FUCK YOU WITH THE BUSINESS END OF A RUTED RAKE!
As much as my throat was opened up this weekend, you'd think I wouldn't nearly choke on a damn almond.
Apparently I called down to the hotel front desk and begged them to bring us pizza. They brought us tea.
youll appreciate my drinking habit one day...
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