the people next to us in line are buying a 12 pack and a snuggie
why is it whenever you puke in the park there are always little kids on the swings?
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
thats the coolest thing thats happened to my vagina since i dated that guy from portugal.
Their was just 7 people standing outside eating a costco chicken, definitley at the right party
I considered my 2012 starting right when the cop followed the wrong car for the bottle rocket we shot at him
can you just act like it's not so easy to get a blowjob from me??
did you not get the photos of the finger bruises on my ass?
May he have a McRib induced stroke and lose the feeling in his tastebuds.
He finger blasted me like an angel dude
I was trying to drink every time they said planned parenthood but my body isn't cut out for this.
Like I don't care that he's a drug dealer, but I have a problem with his inefficient and ineffective business model.
You were wearing a sequin mini, with Tevas. And you still got laid.
NOT PREGNANT HIGH FIVE!
Just trying to show you I care.
Isn't it supposed to be "what would you like for dinner?" instead of "how do you take your blow?"
Hey, you're the one who asked me to mc to move in.
Randomize
