dude, best porn name ever, "the Hunt for Red Cocktober"
I found a picture of my kindergarten class. Now you can see whose peer pressure I succumbed to.
How many folks do you know who bring coke to a dinner party. Seriously.
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
reaaaally cool. my cat ate my birth control.
He was standing in the front door with a kareoke machine yelling at the neighbors as the unloaded their van
I'm flagged. Drank strippers water. Flashed Dave tryin to get a job here. You order the shots. Green tea betch.
Pretty sure I'm taking the break up well. Alcohol made me okay with it and drugs keep me agreeing with why I dumped him in the first place.
Don't look him in the eyes, it like looking at the sun but instead of burning your retinas it makes you wet and vulnerable
I NEED TO GET TO THE PLAYGROUND. I JUST NEED TO SWING. IF I SWING MAYBE THE SMELL WILL COME OFF OF ME. I NEED TO SWING
I asked him if we could switch positions so I could watch the Olympics... I'd say date number two is a miss
Alas my dad DD'd me. Legit cock blocked to the highest degree
I bet I give better head than any other PTA mom.
He put his number in my phone as Steve handsome
Why did my mother make you get naked?
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