A joint and a Nerds Rope = breakfast of champions for the unemployed
Jon and Kate are totally playing with my emotions.
i mean i care more about their marriage then my own parents
He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
I wish I could get plan B off e-bay so it would be a secret and cheap.
I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
Maybe you should go over there and lead him on and reach down his pants like he's about to get some and yank his balls.
That's the best idea I've heard all day.
well once we started drinking vodka out of wine glasses there was no turning back
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
Don't do anything you wouldn't want to explain to paramedics
But that's half the fun of it
It feels like one of my ribs evaporated.
I ran into his family and they made me a ham sandwich and I asked if they wanted to come streaking. I felt they deserved the invite.
Let's play another riveting game of "Whose boxers are hanging on my fence?"
I was supposed to go on a date tonight but I cancelled because I found out the Lizzie McGuire movie is on Netflix.
Dear Ex-Sister-in-Law, I never thought I would say this, but I just found your panties in my back seat. Please remind me to give them back.
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