Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
She rode me to the beat of Baby Got Back. I swear to god.
I walked into my house this morning to find an 18 pack on the counter. I think that's gods way of ringing the bell for round two.
Nothing says true friendship like 2 people bonding over potentially having AIDS.
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So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
He waited exactly 18 minutes to booty call me after his break up.
Ugh. This is the type of hangover that all other hangovers want to grow up to be.
I was giving this guy head and he stopped me to look me in the eyes and say "you have a gift"
I woke up to a full mcdonalds meal being shoved in my face. Mom mustve noticed the empty tequila bottle. I love family.
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They're playing house music in my dentists office again, wtf is wrong with these people. That's not the music you want to get a root canal to
Our first time hooking up was on New Years and we've managed to hook up every holiday since, I'm hoping this lasts until 2016 just to fulfill my American Holiday sex fantasy I never knew I had
can you please not set my house on fire for once???
stop texting me about your public sex.
says she who narrated getting eaten out in a movie theatre over text to me
I'm not sure you count what happened last night as sex.
Well, you started screaming "I dont know you GO AWAY" to your mom when she was holding your hair as you threw up in her garden.
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