Yup u can hook up with me now and not goto jail
Grinding on my ninth grade teacher. Dreams really do come true
come pick me up. please. i just puked in my lap. bring pants.
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
i wish i could tell you the night didnt begin with me drinking alone
i've officially fucked a sailor, a policeman and a biker. I've never noticed my Village People fetish until now...
i walked outside and you were driving up the stairs to her apartment
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
I'm the saddest girl in a tutu right now.
I just need to repress my desire to share my impressive chugging abilities with the world and I won't black out so much
Come on kid, foreplay is elementary stuff. It's a vagina, not a sphinx.
Im so glad I make morally wrong decisions. It's like the best worst thing I've ever done.
New life goal: fuck in the shopping cart
Pennsylvania now holds the distinct honor of being the third state I've crapped my pants in.
man do I wish I knew who this naked guy in my room was...
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