i asked him to tell me something nice and he said "your vagina is really tight."
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
i just heard her through the wall saying "not on my face! NOT on my face!" then a scream and "I SAID NOT ON MY FACE!!!"...nice work dude.
just found out this city drinks more beer during oktoberfest than rhode island does in a year.. i'm never leaving
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oh, so if i go friday and she's there, you are going to be my sponsor for not banging the crazy chick
He was wearing a tux and a big sombrero so it automatically made the flute he was playing totally cool
I came in and she was laying on the ground just stoking it saying "the floor is where our feet step"
It is completely possible to eat beef jerky sexually.
He ran into the surf holding up a cigarette yelling "let the Olympic games begin!" So no, no vodka left.
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I had to dig my own trench to puke in at the resort. That much fun.
My tits became the mascot for the SAE house last night.
My sister just poured me a dbl Ciroc on the rocks and said "the ice makes it festive." Honestly what a role model.
You just sent me an audio message of you peeing. That’s true love right there.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
So I woke up this morning to find my laptop open, with a google search for "where to buy marble", and a hungover naked northern girl in my bed who told me that I claimed to be a sculptor last night and that I promised to sculpt a bust of her hands...
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