Third unemployed latin in my bed this week. I'm on a roll
Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
We were drinking cognac with TAB. I felt like trailer park royalty.
just ate frosted cheerios in coffee with some marshmellows. the college diet begins
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how did you get vomit on both your shoulders. I mean think about it.
It was all about her orgasm last night. I felt like a human dildo.
What's the point of having 3 fuck buddies when their periods all seem to sync up
I hope he didn't notice that my shirt was inside out when I told him I didn't have sex with the guy. Kind of a dead giveaway.
In other words, he somehow found his way to my apartment, wasted, and was naked on my new couch. Completely naked. It was too special to pass up.
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Oh we're fine. I made her a "sorry I peed on you" omelet.
Pros and cons of selling your underwear to a guy on craigslist. Go.
Come down off the roof.
Why is there a traffic cone in the shower? And did you wash it with my body wash? It smells nice.
Give me an out of order sign and caution tape and we can have sex practically anywhere.
Yeah, I've hit on priests at bars, too. Such a shame, there are a lot of hot men out there who've devoted themselves and their glorious genitalia to the Lord -_-
I gave him one of my famous hand jobs.
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