Don't really want to talk about it. You were right. She had a whole jar of toenail clippings on her nightstand that she chews on "when her fingernails are too short." Direct quote.
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
He came up there while i was bartending, ate a salad, told me he wanted to divorce me, then tipped me 10 dollars....
It's 9:30am and I've already blown three loads. Reason #101 I love 25 year old girls.
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i told you he always needs adult supervision he just tazered himself
I just ate four packages of Swiss Rolls. Being high and on food stamps is AHmazing.
I don't know if you remember, but I was only wearing an afghan.
I think i smell like relationship. That's my problem.
After Thursday my breakup "don't screw anybody out of respect" month will be over and I will be set loose. My pussy is purring with anticipation.
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that's probably because you left your arm in the fishtank for 90% of the night
I only listened to his story about leaving the Amish community because I was hoping for a free drink
Went home last night with a guy in a tutu, didn't know he was wearing a tutu until he threw it at me in the bedroom. God I love Halloween.
Why would you waste your Ritalin on your children?
He called me dainty, then fucked me like the Viking God he is.
girls shouldnt black out with american flag bandaids on their nips
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