last night some bitch put bruce along with his entire fishbowl in her purse and tried to leave. how drunk do you have to be to steal someone's pet??
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
I had sex with her because I didn't want to hurt her feelings.. You're the one who told me I should be more sensitive.
I thought about donating plasma but thats not the way i want to find out that i have aids
i understand why you think this is a bad idea but its happening so buckle up an get your whiskey
Theres a handprint of sauce on my frig, one streaked across my face, a trail of it to my bedroom and sauce all in my bed and i have no idea what the fuck i ate.
Three guys came up to me at the bar and started dancing on me, while screaming "Johnson's girl." That's the last time I sleep with a freshmen.
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
Real reason I can't work: it's Tuesday. I get stoned and watch buck Rodgers in Tuesday.
Jesus Christ you're perfect.
There's a bus with a band full of dancing women in bras. I think I like it here.
Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.
If Denver makes it to the Super Bowl I'll quit drinking. So I'm pretty much stocking up on booze
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
But on a side note, how the fuck do you "accidentally " get peed on
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