But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
Just got kicked out of the ocean for being "unsafe".
I need to find out who his wife is so I can fuck her before he gets to mine.
He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
He told me they were just razor bumps!
We found your brother, passed out, floating in our pool, with a bottle, on a blow up mattress. How did he mange to walk 2 blocks and get into our backyard?
We got jeff a deep fryer for his bday. So far the count is two potatoes and your iPod.
My dad just decided to play wingman for me... I dont want to let the family down... but both these girls are hideous
So we became Pizza Strippers- we stripped and asked for slices of pizza in return.
I woke up at 4 am to a guy curled up in the fetal position sobbing in our front yard. Oh college.
My drug dealer bought me a book for Christmas. What a gentleman.
You wouldn't happen to know why there's an inflatable monkey riding a mattress on my roof would you?
You kept yelling stranger danger at Nick because he was talking to that girl you didn't like. Your not invited ever again.
I miss painting strippers for Christmas. Holidays not the same without glitter and body paint
I'll be your substitute stripper tonight.
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