i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
His pick-up line from last night: "I bet you cant climb these stairs right now." Needless to say.. it worked.
Hot mess moment: I just made really spicy guac and picked my nose, which set it on fire. I tried to neti pot it with a coffee pot, which resulted in me gagging and puking all over my bf's bathroom. oopsie.
he told me not be awkward when his girlfriend comes tomorrow. and then he made out with me
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
All I remember from last night is puking up a box of cheeze-its and the building catching on fire.
i just overheard a girl at the next table saying she gave up sex for lent
don't you ever do that...
He literally is quoting that 21 questions song, the 50 cent one. oh my god.
He threw up the X he took like 30min before then when we thought his antics were over... BOOM! He tried to pee out a light he was holding.
I wanted to get all my legit stuff out, but then I decided I didn't trust drunk me with my own things
Good decision.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
come over we're fb stalking guys who were dressed as bananas last night because i can't remember which one i blew
And why in he fuck did I get 'dick' in Romanian tattooed on my forearm
We're gonna start a pole dancing competition or a bar fight. Stand by for results.
do you know of a way I can die but like NOT die? like not being unconcious, just ascending to an astral plane for a few weeks or months in real world time so i can sort my issues out away from the rigors of life kinda deal, you know?
is it fun? or sober?
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
Randomize