people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
the biggest problem in our relationship is that im team edward and my boyfriend is team jacob
Just met a female bro. Things are weird at the rugby party.
I'm sorry for what I said earlier...your vagina wouldn't look funny If you had a kid.
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
So, remember how that one doctor said it was 1 in a million that I'd get pregnant...
Yeeah thank god
Well..welcome to parenting Mr. one in a million.
he just ordered a side of pineapple and winked at me. too much for a first date. come get me.
Im about to have a threesome, Ill pay you twenty bucks to go clean my room. Just throw it all in the closet.
I put bits of fruit cocktail in the jello shots i made because i knew that they were gonna be the only thing we ate all day
Don't worry. This time I'll get black out drunk so they'll just think it's an American thing.
I feel like i'm walking on a never-ending field of baby sheep.
legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
one of these days i'm gonna do a sparkly magical girl transformation into snoop dogg
I'm over here trying to figure out how to get shake shack delivered to my bed and Jamie is having a child
you gave me money for the cab and then walked home..
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