Do you ever make guys send you dick pictures just cause it's hilarious?
you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
ah, there's nothing like waking up to picture messages of a strange man's cock. life is good.
haha, that's fucked up. flacid cock pictures are the mental breakfast of champions.
I love Japanese schoolgirls with short skirts riding bikes on windy days.
You're never coming back, are you?
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So...i'm having a drinking contest, my right hand vs my left, i have a feeling the 24 pack is gonna win
Mom just texted me to see if it was you who was streaking at the Mariner game... Did you accept yet another $1 bet?
don't judge, it's breakfast wine Wednesday.
He drew a face on his balls with a sharpie. It was like giving head to a unicorn.
Just showered now I smell like berries instead of shame
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
The party invite said "this ain't no lame stoplight party, you come to hookup or you don't come" I feel like their honesty deserves out attendance
Not to mention having our pick at the ensuing sausagefest
Your mother may get texts again about women putting dog food up their vaginas and asking for it to be licked.
I farted in his bed and then in my drunken stupor grabbed hair defanging spray to cover up the stench.
I don't want to get pregnant doggy style. That's sad.
They're the one who can profit the most when given the opportunity for blackmail.
At least that's how I've always seen it whenever I've been the Designated Driver.
That simultaneously explains everything and makes me very very terrified of you.
I have been adopted by a clan of drunken skinny dipping tourists.
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