i can juggle bunnies
cool
on fire
Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
Our relationship just reached the stage where i can touch her boobs while making a honking noise without getting hit in the face
If it makes you feel better, I doubt anything could survive in your uterus.
I think my hopes are too high for this one. The only other bachelorette party I've been to I was felt up by a Chippendale's dancer and smoked a joint with the party bus driver.
It's his sex noise. "I'm gonna cu-THE LORD IS MY SHEPARD AND I SHALL NOT WANT"
But I aced my quizzes. Apparently flash card beer pong is an acceptable form of studying.
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
My gynecologist just said "don't worry, this won't be as hard as…well…" A FUCKING SEX JOKE NO
Note to self don't stop having sex during an earthquake! I call it a 6.1 orgasm!
"I feel morally obligated to vote for him since he's my drug dealers dad"
If he's gonna send me dick pics; he should at least zoom in to make it look bigger.
It's not christmas until we're acting sober in front of grandma
I think this is the first time I heard a lesbian version of baby it's cold outside.
I just learned that the grill marks on a Burger King burger patty are actually previously burnt on there with a radioactive spray-on liquid and McDonald's french fries are actually 5% potato.
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