Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
I miss being able to drink at 11am just cause it was sunny outside.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
New handbag passed the ultimate test. The walk of shame. I had a bra, tights, skirt, shirt & sweater in it and you couldn't tell. yessss.
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
We hit a golf ball off Brady's ass. His dignity flew away into the night.
You peed up the stairs in front of everyone then blamed it on the dog
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
FYI, grandma is already drunk and using a bed sheet as a table cloth.
Apparently you can unlock an iPad by doing a line on the lock screen I'm about to bust that myth
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
Tempted to tell the Titos promoters at this bar that they are doing the lords work.
Do you lock your house? Serious question, I need to know if I can add it to my list of emergency poop stops
Go shave, and then go fuck the man
YOU ARE SO CRUDE, I LOVE YOU
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