Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
a/c is broke at work...just took my panties off at my desk and the janitor saw it...might have a date for later. let you know
I always feel awkward when im sitting at home watching the price is right and the fat contestant get the gym equipment.
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
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WTF?! TAYLOR SWIFT JUST WON ARTIST OF THE YEAR OVER MICHAEL JACKSON?! WHAT IS THIS WORLD COMING TO?!
what did you hear about me?
that you are a very nice girl and a pleasure to be around
that was hard to say and not laugh
He just said he was the Jesus of alcoholics.
I may only be a second year med student but I feel very confident in calling that a micropenis.
If you didn't damage your room so much from fucking so hard we would have got more of our security deposit back
I resent that
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There is a 1000000% chance you'll be turned down if you try coming on to me while I watch Star Wars.
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
Just killed a snake in my bed! And by killed I mean hit repeatedly with my fist. And by snake I mean a lump in the covers. And I pissed my pants.
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
What's the rule for getting in fights with homeless men in suits?
Here's a rule: don't
Ur creepiness is now affecting my life and I'm not okay with it
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