yo i just woke up i feel so weird, and the absolut is still fill, so is the 30, what the fuck did we drink last night man? And will you please come out of the bathroom.
Bro... we didn't even hang out last night??
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
We walked in and the first thing we heard was, "OH SHIT! White chicks!" Naturally, I made some new male friends.
we are learning about oedipus in english. fuck you for making this awkward for me
Apparently you can coat check a keg.
Every shot buddy I have I end up blowing. I don't know whether this pattern is good or bad.
They're not that bad of drunks, they come back to the vehicle with more stuff than they went in with, so its a profitable venture.
I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
I showed him my toy collection and he goes, "You won't need those anymore," and dropped his pants. I threw the House of Pleasure out last night.
I did my patriotic duty. I woke up next to a veteran this morning.
I try not to flex my sex appeal too much around the engineers, it's like feeding bears...always ends in disaster.
i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
You were cussing me out in sign language, and slurring your signs.
That's some kind of record drunk there...
Atleast we had sex on the couch before your ex took it from you
My orgasm happened in two different decades
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