You know how britney does the hair flip too much in her new videos? Thats me right now
youve choked your chicken with your arm asleep and acted like it was some1 else right?
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
I'm not a creep or anything, just a lost soul looking for a good lay
$5 long island pitchers = roommate pissing on his laptop at 3am.
Sometimes he has weird facial hair...Basically he has a penis... that's what he's got going for him.
Chances are I'll be there for your wedding. Camelbaks filled with jack and coke are appropriate attire, right?
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
I swear some just paged for more cock rings over the intercom.
if my uterus stops caving in on itself long enough for me to be alive I'm there
He showed up on school grounds wearing nothing but a suit of armor. Really at this point I'm more impressed than angry.
Just by hearing the girl outside reciting the info on her fake ID, I know it's gonna be a good night
There were no words. I got in his car, took my pants off, threw my shirt out the window, and got things started. After we were done I collected my clothes, gave him a kiss, and crept back into my house.
You're like the sex ninja. How doesn't he love you?!
What better than a girl who loves jager, sexts like a champ and is down for t-bell at any hours of the night? oh wait, NOTHING.
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