Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
i was sitting in the back seat of her car with her boyfriend while she was driving. it was pretty awkward, but i dont think "so my dick's been in your girl's mouth too" was a good ice breaker
recess is on disney at 4 in the morning, insomnia has never been so rewarding
so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
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I was puzzled last night that there were shots waiting for us when we got there. Just read my messages and saw you were ordering from the bar via texts.
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
He actually has his life put together though, during the date we walked by a shoppers drugmart where my friend and I once flashed a janitor and all I could wonder was how does he not see shit show written all over me?
I just realized why I have little cuts all over my fingers. There was a broken pint glass in my purse last night.
Just read the 12 signs you're a horrible roommate post and fucking in your roommate's bed wasn't on the list, so I'm a pretty awesome roommate.
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We figured you were on something when you said that your nipples couldn't hear the music.
I woke up naked wrapped in a wolf blanket on the bathroom floor
Can we go out and get blitzed in celebration that they'll be no more surprise kids
I fear our relationship is coming to an end. Last night I felt the need to bloody apologise for waking him up with a blow job.
You punched me in the face while blackout. 20 min later I told you I'd been punched in the face and you yelled 'by who, imma go kill 'em!'
It’s a 10 inch dick! Of course I’m getting a Brazilian
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