I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
Don't make me choose between a good grade and anal
He passed out drunk on top of me. Fully erect. Still inside me. Woke up like 1 minute later, and continued.
I want to spend time with you, and by time, I mean real time. Not your dick in my mouth time.
We ended up on a hotel balcony in Daytona where she lured a seagull down with a pizza crust she found in her purse and preceded to grab it out of the air by it's neck.
Stop. He threw up in front of Madison Square Garden security. Spit at the guys feet and grunted ughhh at him.
It is official. It's the year of doin married chicks. Similar to the year of virgins but without all the baggage.
The bar tenders gave me the number for a "taxi"... It's just a dude with a van. In retrospect, pretty sketchy. Robert was cool though.
But once you explained how to fill cupcakes with semen I realize you were harmless and right on my level.
Wound up hungover. Visiting 4 y/o nephew suggested cookies and milk and playing Kirby with him with the sound down. This kid is going places.
I'm going to confession for the first time in 6 years. Where do I start, the gay sex or rampant alcoholism?
He has a syndrome called asshole. And it flares up 24/7.
I got so drunk last night that I was drunk in my dream. Good night
I know you're having a really bad day and I'm a little to blame for that and I'm sorry. To make your day go better just try to imagine what people's fuck faces look like.
Randomize
