PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
How do I say "sorry I gave you and your sister herpes" in German?
there was a guy here who managed to get his head stuck in a fishbowl. no, I don't fuckin know how
The beer is more important than you right now.
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i leave for school in 3 days. if you want your annual goodbye blow job you should probably call me
I'm pregaming for my hair cut. Working two jobs definately taught me how to use my time wisely...
my boss just offered me his leftover salvia im not sure if it was a trick question
When the cops pulled up I just stood flat against the fence with my hands up while yelling out,"I'm a tree!!"...
Yeah no problem. What are blow job angels for anyways
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My vagina has a heartbeat. That means I'm in love, right?
Worst way to find out I have a half sister
Are ropes allowed in during conjugals?
As for the other mouse...I don't have any mouse traps so I put a Jell-O shot on the ground. Party hard little dude.
Omg. I definitely just got hit on by my doctor AFTER he completed my pap smear which clearly showed I was in the middle of an outbreak. What. The. Fuck.
She told me I’m a “stunt cock.” I’m okay with that
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